No one warned me that getting a puppy would mean arguing with said puppy every time it rains. Princess Buttercup is not quite a year old, but her Pembroke Welsh Corgi stubbornness is full-grown. At least, I hope it is. I don’t think I can handle her getting any more stubborn!
Anyway, she has OPINIONS, especially about going outside in the rain. For instance, it can’t possibly be raining on BOTH sides of the house. If it’s raining out back, we should definitely go out the front door. Y’know, out into the world where the neighbors can see us. The backyard has a privacy fence, so the fact that I’m still in my pajamas and my messy bun is a wreck from sleeping on it? Not an issue. Going out front, however, is not in the cards. Not until I have a chance to get dressed, which I can’t do until Little Miss Ninja Pooper empties her tank, preferably outdoors.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be standing in the rain in my slippers and robe, trying to talk a corgi puppy into pooping.
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